While at school it occured to me that i should probably actually tell you who the fuck i am.
My name is Daniel Page, 16 year old grumpy nerd Extraordinaire. I have brown hair (although it looks black most of the time) that apparently looks like Hitler's Do. If this sentence hasn't told you I need  new friends, then let me tell you I need new friends. I'm pretty short and wear fancy shirts a lot. You know know who I am, Internet. Aren't you lucky?